i think my tv is drunk
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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