Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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