you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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