if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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