he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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