That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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