'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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