Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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