it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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