That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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