No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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