the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she looked like the before picture.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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