Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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