Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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