I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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