I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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