we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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