Whod you bang
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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