Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Panties = found
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Randomize
