my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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