I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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