And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
don't judge my taste in strippers
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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