Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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