Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
