You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
