why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We are two peas in an std pod
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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