so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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