Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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