And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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