he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Randomize