Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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