Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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