its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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