Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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