no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
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