the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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