I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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