This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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