i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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