who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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