Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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