oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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