You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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