...so i touched it.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I will pee on everything he values.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
