I hate your face
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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