she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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