be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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