And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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