Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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