It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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