actually, I'm a sock model
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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