Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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