So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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