Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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